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jpgay:

*goes to propose* *sucks ur dick instead*

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condorn:

my brother just asked my mom how to spell USA

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The iTunes support said they were sending a link to my dad to help with his iPod and it turned out to be a link on safe anal sex

circumcisions:

reblog if your url is your name in real life

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pizzaforpresident:

87daysbefore:

HERE IT IS

RE: big girls in costumes

rachel im so proud of you this is such a great video i love you so much

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galactic-opal:

Well I’ve finally hit a thousand followers, so I decided to do a bong giveaway!

INCLUDES:

• white/purple/sparkle glass bong approximately three feet tall

• red, yellow, and blue bong slide with a pretty, turquoise glass flake streak

REQUIREMENTS:

• must be following me, galactic-opal.tumblr.com, I will double check

• you may like this post, but only reblogs will qualify

• you can’t break this bong it’s fucking beautiful okay

The winner will be randomly selected on Tuedsay, July 2 so stay tuned!

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zacharydupuis:

grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead

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kanyewesticle:

what if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops

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analprolapsing:

TUMBLR GIVEAWAY

reblog my selfies to win a chance to have my selfies on your blog

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dacelio:

I think the Lana lyric that I relate to the most is

“Looking to get fucked hard”image

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